《少年谢尔顿》前情提要 xcgx调轴和修改，基于人人影视版 Previously on Young Sheldon...
斯特吉斯博士今晚会来共进晚餐(S3E5剧情) Dr. Sturgis will be joining us for dinner.
他不是在疯人院里吗 I thought he was in the nuthouse.
我们不可以这么称呼那里 We do not call it that.
老爸就是这么叫的啊 That's what Dad calls it.
首先 不要提起他住院的事情 For starters, do not bring up his time in the hospital.
在电影《闪灵》里 杰克•尼科尔森发疯 In The Shining, Jack Nicholson goes nuts
拿着一把斧子追着人... and chases people around with an ax.
当电梯门打开的时候 哎哟喂呀 When them elevator doors opened, oh, man.
耶（新剧情） Yeah!
赞啦 米希 All right, Missy!
羞辱那男孩 Humiliate that boy!
谢利 为什么还在看书呢 Shelly, why don't you put your book down
赶紧放下看你姐姐投球 and watch your sister play?
场面越来越精彩了 It's getting exciting.
乍看还以为大家都只是干站着呢 It looks like everyone's just standing there.
已经两次出局 优势很大了 There's two outs, bases are loaded,
二垒的人回来分数就超前了 and the winning run's on second.
但只要米希再三振一个 队伍就赢了 But if Missy throws one more strike, they'll win.
然后我们就能回家了吗 And then we can go home?
那还真的是令人兴奋 That is exciting.
三坏球 满球数 Ball three! Full count!
稍等 暂停 Hold on. Time!
你在那边干嘛呢 快帮她祈祷 What are you doing down there? Pray for her.
好 我马上 Right. On it.
你这是搞什么鬼呢 What the heck's going on?
我投输了 大家就会讨厌我 I'm gonna lose the game. Everyone's gonna hate me.
听我说 Listen to me.
你就投就对了 Just throw the ball over the plate.
他不会挥棒的 This guy's not gonna swing.
他会的 他是他们最强的击球手 Yes, he will. He's their best hitter.
你就相信我就对了 行吗 Oh. Now, you trust me, all right?
他在等你投坏球保送上垒 He is looking to walk.
他不想被个女生三振出局 He doesn't want to strike out against a girl.
你确定吗 You sure?
确定 你就投好球就对了 Absolutely. Just throw it across the plate.
他不会挥棒 He will not swing.
-好吧 -给 擦擦鼻子 - Okay. - Come on. Here. Wipe your nose.
乖孩子 That a girl.
放心 你可以的 Now, you got this.
上啊米希 他打不到 你一定行 Come on, Missy! He can't hit! You can do it!
比赛继续 Play ball!
《沙丘》
三好球 Strike three!
好样的 That's my girl!
我的老天 Oh, my gosh.
你说他不会挥棒的 You said he wasn't gonna swing!
我说谎了 我们赢啦 I lied. Hey, we won!
吃披萨庆祝吧 Let's get pizza!
走吧 Come on!
♪ 世上没人比我强壮 ♪ ♪ Nobody else is stronger than I am ♪
♪ 昨天我移了一座山 ♪ ♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
♪ 我相信我能当你的英雄 ♪ ♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
♪ 我是个了不起的小家伙 ♪ ♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
Star Trek中Spock造型，手势为瓦肯举手礼 live long and prosper
少年
谢尔顿
来啦 Oh, hey.
谢谢 大家开动吧 Thank you. Everybody, dig in.
有趣小知识 你知道披萨 Fun fact. Did you know that pizza
只是无数种地中海烤饼中的其中一种吗 is only one of many Mediterranean flatbreads?
你是在跟我说话吗 You talking to me?
谢利 这是巴拉德先生第一次跟我们吃饭 Shelly, this is Mr. Ballard's first time eating with us.
别让这次变最后一次了 Let's make sure it's not his last.
有意思 Interesting.
跟家人共进晚餐对你来说 Does a family meal mark an escalation
算是感情升级下一个阶段吗 in your romantic relationship?
这问题问得好 算吗 That's a good question. Does it?
你听好 You know what?
你给我坐过去你姐姐那桌小孩桌 Why don't you go sit at the kid table with your sister?
不去的理由从何说起呢 他们吵 还满身大汗... Where do I begin? They're loud, they're sweaty from sports...
去 Get.
谢尔顿 Hey, Sheldon,
如果你的披萨太烫 那你就放冰块上去 if your pizza's too hot, put ice on it.
我就是这么做的 That's what I did.
乔治 So, George,
我该怎么说服这位 how do I convince this one to come fishing
下周跟我一起去钓鱼呢 with me next weekend?
我告诉你 谁也别想在我睡过一晚帐篷后 I told you, nobody's gonna see this face
看到老娘的脸 after a night in a tent.
聪明 Smart.
你那张脸把鱼吓走可就不好了 You don't want that mug scaring the fish.
你想去哪钓 Where you going?
康罗湖 Lake Conroe.
钓鲶鱼的大好地点 Great spot for catfish.
那你何不一起来呢 Well, then, why don't you come along?
你愿意的话 带小乔治一起来也行啊 You can even bring Georgie if you want to.
应该会很有趣 That'd be fun.
听起来是不错 玛丽 我可以去吗 That sounds fun. Uh, Mary, you mind if I go?
我可以不用跟人分床吗 A bed all to myself?
快走不送 Bye.
那就这么定了 It's a plan.
你可别忘了 You got to remember
到时候把你的食物绑上树 确保他偷吃不到 to hoist your food up into the trees so this one can't get it.
-呵呵呵 真好笑 -你敢说老娘的脸 - Very funny. - You make fun of my face,
我就只能笑你这熊一般的身材了 肥仔 I'm gonna have to make fun of your enormous, bear-like body.
首次与我们家庭一起吃饭的感觉如何呢 So, how are you enjoying your first meal with our family?
大家都很毒舌 我爱死了 Well, everybody's mean. I love it.
你好 Hello.
乔治 我是约翰 George? John here.
我打来是想跟你确认 I'm calling to confirm a time
这周末的喝酒聊天时间 for beer and socializing this weekend.
靠 Oh, damn.
我忘了我跟你有约了 I forgot we had plans. Um...
我其实约了人要去露营 I'm actually going camping.
好吧 Okay.
真的很抱歉 I'm real sorry.
我也是很临时才受邀的 Uh, the invitation kind of came up last minute.
你可能不知道 但其实我超爱露营 You may not know this, but, um, I love camping.
-真的吗 -真的 - Really? - Oh, yes.
我曾在亚洲背包旅行过一年 I spent a year backpacking through Asia.
我是很乐意邀请你啦 但主办人不是我 I mean, I'd invite you along, but it's not really my trip.
我是要跟康妮的朋友戴尔一起去 I'm going with Connie's friend Dale.
没问题 Not a problem.
我这周末就跟另一个朋友一起过吧 I'll just hang out with another friend this weekend.
那太好啦 Great.
但我得先去交一个 I just need to make one first.
巴拉德运动用品店 Ballard's.
戴尔 是我乔治 Hey, Dale. It's George.
这周末嘛... 我们可能去不了了 About this weekend, uh, we're gonna have to bow out.
为什么 出什么事了吗 Why? Everything okay?
没什么事啦 我就是忘了之前跟一个朋友有约 Yeah. Yeah, I just forgot I made plans with a friend,
快到日子了我才取消 有些过意不去 and I feel bad canceling last minute.
我们也... 他喜欢露营吗 Oh, hey, can we-- Does he like camping?
带上他一起呗 Bring-bring him along.
可能会有一点尴尬呢 Uh, y-- That might be a little weird.
是康妮的前男友 It-it's Connie's ex.
妈呀 我感觉他不太像是会露营的人呢 Boy, he didn't impress me as a camping type.
其实他还暗示了我他想去呢 Uh, well, actually, he was hinting around about going.
说他自己是户外型的人 Claims to be an outdoorsman.
是吗 那我十分乐意看看 Really? Oh, hey, I'd like to see that.
-带上他 -你确定吗 - Bring him along. - You sure?
靠 要是我们遇到突如其来的暴风雪 Yeah. Hell, if we get caught in a freak snowstorm,
他绝对是我们首先吃掉的储备粮 he'll be the first one we eat.
像开胃菜那样 Be like an appetizer.
为什么我不能去钓鱼 Why can't I go fishing?
这是男孩们的周末 It's a boys' weekend.
那为什么谢尔顿没去 Then why isn't Sheldon going?
-你听听你自己说了什么 -你听听 - Do you hear yourself? - Do you?
他们要做好玩的事情 为什么我们不也找点乐子 Well, since they get to do something fun, why can't we?
去查克芝士吃饭 有吃又有玩 Ooh, Chuck E. Cheese.
那地方就是个噩梦 That place is a nightmare.
说一个有意思的地方 比如博物... Something that could be fun is the Museum of...
-不要 -让他说完 - No. - Let him finish.
都已经听到"博物馆"了 后面接什么都不会变好 We already heard "Museum." It's not gonna get better.
美国铁路博物馆 The Museum of the American Railroad.
说完比没说完还糟 Oh, yeah, that's worse.
这么一对比 跟斯特吉斯博士露营都不错了 Suddenly, camping with Dr. Sturgis doesn't seem so bad.
不好意思 跟谁露营来着 Uh, excuse me-- camping with who?
戴尔没跟你提吗 Whoa. Dale didn't mention it?
没有 No.
我猜约翰也没提这件事 I'm guessing John didn't mention it.
没有 No.
那你本来打算什么时候提 And when were you gonna mention it?
我根本没想提 Oh, I was never gonna mention it.
对了约翰 我听说你这周要去露营 So John, I hear you're going camping this weekend.
是的 I am.
和跟我约会的那个人 With the guy I'm dating.
我知道 I know.
他让我跟着去真是太好了 It was so nice of him to let me tag along.
你不觉得会有点尴尬吗 And don't you think that's gonna be a little awkward?
不会比我参加的其他社交活动更尴尬就是了 No more awkward than any other social situation i find myself in.
我亲手做了什锦干果 I'm making my, uh, homemade gorp:
全称是什锦水果干和坚果 good old raisins and peanuts.
我会给你配方的 I'll have to give you the recipe.
我觉得我能猜到怎么做 I think I can figure it out.
听着 关于戴尔我要提醒你一下 Listen, I want to warn you about Dale.
他是那种... 大男人 He's kind of a... guy's guy.
有时候他开的玩笑会有点难听 Sometimes his sense of humor can be a little mean-spirited.
你别被他的话伤到 Just don't let it hurt your feelings.
你不用担心我 Well, you don't have to worry about me.
对我们物理学家来说 呛声是家常便饭 We physicists are no strangers to smack talk.
我有一次跟林克莱特博士说 I once told Dr. Linkletter
就算随机实验爬到他的括约肌上 he wouldn't know a randomized trial
他都不知道那是什么 if it crawled up his sphincter.
跟约翰相处时别像个混蛋 Do not be a jerk to John.
为什么我会像个混蛋 Oh, why would I be a jerk?
你会去露营 You're gonna be camping.
你会去森林里 你还会喝酒 You're gonna be in the woods. You're gonna be drinking.
除此以外 你还会是个混蛋 You're a jerk without any of that.
别担心 Don't worry.
我知道怎么和人相处 I know how to get along with people.
知道和行动是两回事 Knowing how and doing it are two different things.
好啦 好啦 我会很友好的 Okay, okay. I-I'll be nice.
谢谢 Thank you.
会友好对待你那傻气小个子朋友的 To your goofy little friend.
戴尔来了 我们要出发了 That's Dale. We're gonna head out.
这是路上喝的咖啡 Here's some coffee for the road.
谢谢 Thanks.
你别让你爸喝太多啤酒 Make sure your dad doesn't drink too many beers.
你可真逗 You're funny.
你别让你儿子沾啤酒 And make sure your son doesn't drink any beers.
没问题 我会全喝完的 走吧 Got it. I'll finish 'em all. Let's go.
注意安全 好好玩 Be safe. Have fun.
我自由了 Oh, I'm free.
这车可真是不错 This sure is a sweet setup.
谢谢夸奖 Well, now, thank you very much.
这辆车比我们的房子都好 This thing is nicer than our house.
没有我们的房子好 It's not nicer than our house.
现在先别这么肯定 Well, don't be too sure now.
我这有微波炉和空调 I got microwave and air-conditioning.
卫生间还有一大堆旧的《花花公子》杂志 I got a stack of old Playboys back there in the bathroom.
好吧 也许你这更好 Okay, maybe.
约翰就在右边那里 Hey, there's John up here on the right.
你确定那不是个花园地精吗 Are you sure that's not a garden gnome?
米希 如果有一个地方 Missy, how would you feel if there were somewhere
跟查克芝士一样 just like Chuck E. Cheese,
不过没有披萨和海洋球池 but instead of pizza and ball pits,
而是有火车头和解说牌讲述历史 你觉得如何 there was locomotives and placards explaining their history?
那不就是博物馆吗 That's just the museum.
我没想到她会不上当 I didn't think she'd see through that.
约翰 你穿的这一身挺不错嘛 So, Johnny, that's quite the outfit you got on there.
谢谢 Thanks.
我只有一个问题 你的荣誉奖章哪去了 I just got one question. Where do the merit badges go?
因为我像个童子军吗 Because I look like a Boy Scout?
是啊 那就是笑点 Yeah, that's kind of the joke there.
我接受你玩笑式的羞辱 并当作友谊的象征 Well, I accept your jocular insult as a token of bonding.
如果你喜欢那个笑话 再听听这个 Well, if you like that one, how about this?
我上次见到这么白的大腿还是在... Uh, I haven't seen legs that white since...
我们来说点别的吧 Hey. Why don't we talk about something else?
乔治 没事的 你不用保护我 George, it's all right. You don't need to protect me.
我开得起玩笑 我还能呛回去 I can take it, and I can dish it right back.
是吗 Oh, yeah?
那来吧 小美人 Well, bring it on, babe.
如果能更了解你一点 会比较简单 It would help if I knew a little more about you.
或许 你小时候尿床吗 Were you, by chance, a bed wetter?
我知道我很久没来了 但我必须跟你聊两句 I know it's been a while, but I really have to talk to you.
我理解你也许不想听我的感情生活 I understand you might not want to hear about my dating life,
但如果你没死 我也不会陷入这种境地 but if you hadn't died, I wouldn't be in this situation.
所以这事赖你 So this is on you.
-去看个电影怎么样 -去天文馆怎么样 - How about a movie? - How about the planetarium?
跟看电影一样 That's like a movie,
但在那你可以看到真的星星 where you can see real stars instead of,
而不是"明星" I don't know, Gene Kelly?
我们永远不会意见达成一致 We're never gonna agree.
我们就来剪刀石头布吧 Let's just do rock, paper, scissors.
不要 研究表明对彼此熟悉的玩家 No. Anecdotal evidence suggests that players familiar
将会有75%几率平局 with each other will tie 75% of the time
因为游戏的结果十分有限 due to the limited number of outcomes.
那要是我们增加选择呢 Well, what if we added a few more choices?
比如石头 布 剪刀 糖果 小马 Like, rock, paper, scissors, candy, pony.
你现在就是在说蠢话了 Now you're just being silly.
但你的这个赢家说了算的主意很不错 But your idea of a winner-takes-all competition is a good one.
我们只需要想出一个对我俩都公平的游戏即可 We just need to come up with something that is fair to both of us.
要不我们来按照字母顺序列出 What if we list all the spices
妈妈香料架上所有的香料 in Mom's spice rack alphabetically?
我先来 阿斗波 I'll go first. Adobo.
黑胡椒 肉桂 Black pepper. Cinnamon.
香菜 小茴香 Coriander. Cumin.
我们才不玩这香料游戏 We're not playing the spice game.
莳萝 Dill.
现在有两个男人对我有意思 So now I have these two guys in my life.
我知道这听起来像在显摆 但到我这年纪 And I know that might sound like bragging, but at my age,
如果你单身而且不需要用氧气瓶 if you are single and not hooked to an oxygen tank,
身边绝对狂蜂浪蝶无数 you got to swat 'em away.
查理·塔克 好丈夫 父亲 与"姥爷"
我还在气你死掉了呢 I'm still pissed at you for dying.
我才不会独自坐在家里想你 I'm not gonna just sit at home and miss you.
你也不会希望我这样的 I mean, you wouldn't want that.
你会希望我出去走动 好好玩对吧 You'd want me to go out and have fun, right?
不急 你慢慢想 Take your time, think about it.
哇 约翰 Damn, John.
已经三只了吗 你用的是什么饵啊 Three already? What are you using for bait?
我自己做的 是... I made it myself. It's, uh,
起司 打算再加一点猪脑 cheese, garlic and a little bit of pig brains.
猪脑吗 你从哪搞到的猪脑啊 Pig brains? Where the hell you get pig brains?
从屠夫那里 From the butcher.
不过你去跟他要的时候他会给你奇怪的眼神 But you get some odd looks when you ask for it.
你被人用奇怪的眼神看吗 "难以置信" You get odd looks? Oh, I find that hard to believe.
就像这样 Like this.
他闹你呢 约翰 I think he's pulling your leg, John.
我懂了 Oh, I see.
意思是我常常被人用奇怪眼神看 Meaning I get odd looks all the time.
有意思 That's funny.
如果有人想试试我的饵 欢迎啊 Well, if anyone wants to try my bait, uh, you're welcome to.
-当然好 -我试试看 - Sure. - Yeah, I'll give her a go.
戴尔 Dale?
不用 我知道怎么钓鱼 约翰 No, I think I know how to fish, John.
真的吗 因为看起来不像啊 Really? 'Cause it doesn't look like it.
有可能是你一直讲话 Well, maybe that's because all your talking
把鱼都给吓跑了 is scaring the fish away.
证据显示你的理论是错误的 Evidence suggests your theory is incorrect.
证据显示我需要再来一瓶啤酒 Well, evidence suggests I need another beer.
还不错 Not that bad.
真好 Oh, that's nice.
你们决定要待在家里玩游戏了吗 You decided to stay home and play a game?
不是 我们要发明一个新游戏 Nope. We're inventing a new game,
赢家可以决定我们今天做什么 and the winner gets to pick what we do today.
我们得找到方法 We had to find a way to make sure
来保证这对我们双方都完全公平 that it's completely fair to both of us.
所以我们列出了20种挑战 So we made a list of 20 challenges
结合了我俩都擅长的事 that combine stuff we're both good at.
每赢得一个挑战 就能拿一块木头 Whoever wins each challenge gets to take a block
搭在自己的楼顶 and put it on top of their tower.
其大楼先达到这火箭高度的人 Whoever's tower reaches the height
就是赢家 of this rocket first wins.
好 那我就不打扰你们了 Okay, I will leave you to it.
"最后 双方同意 输家将愿玩服输 "And finally, both parties agree the loser will do the activity
对赢家挑选的活动 不得有怨言 selected by the winner graciously, without complaint.
就本协议而言 For the purpose of this agreement,
怨言的定义为诋毁性评论 A complaint is defined as any disparaging comment,
翻白眼及辱骂字眼 包括但不限于 Eye rolls or name calling, including but not limited to:
'沙雕' '臭屁嘴'和'辣鸡'" 'dingus,' 'fartbreath' and 'buttwipe.'"
我们能赶紧签名 开始玩了吗 Can we just sign it and play?
我已经签了名 你可以画个叉 I've signed my name. Feel free to draw an "X."
我会写我的名字好不好 谢尔顿 I know how to write my name, Sheldon.
该死 我写成"谢尔顿"了 Damn it, I wrote "Sheldon."
戴尔很有意思 So, Dale is fun.
算是个好老头 Kind of a good old boy.
他有点让我想起你 Reminds me a bit of you.
他常惹我生气 He gets on my nerves.
所以他有点让我想起你 So he kind of reminds me of you.
约翰跟你截然不同 And John's not anything like you.
他跟所有人都不一样 He's not anything like anyone.
也许那就是我一直想着他的原因 Maybe that's why I keep thinking about him.
有趣小知识 在芬兰 他们把两条原木叠起来生火 Fun fact: in Finland, they make a fire that's two long logs
在中间垫一块木楔 sitting on top of each other with a wedge of wood in between
让空气流过去 to let the air flow through.
对你来说 这算是有趣是吧 Aw. That's your idea of fun, is it?
我能拿瓶啤酒吗 Mind if I grab a beer?
-我又不是你爸 -等等 - I'm not your father. - Hold on.
这年轻人未成年 This young man's underage.
-那又怎样 -德州法律 - So? - So the laws of Texas
对这问题有明确规定 are pretty clear on the subject.
好意外哦 Oh, what a surprise.
又有一件事是你比其他人更清楚的呢 There's one more thing you know more about than everybody else.
我不知道你为什么感到意外 I don't know why you're surprised.
我不知道你为什么要来 I don't know why you're here.
我还是乖乖喝汽水吧 I'm just gonna stick with Dr Pepper.
你再去拾点柴吧 小乔治 Why don't you get some more firewood, Georgie?
谢谢你解救我 Thank you.
我来 是因为我朋友乔治邀请我来 I'm here because my friend George invited me.
是哦 Uh-huh.
你朋友乔治邀请你来 Well, your friend George invited you
是因为他可怜你 because he felt sorry for you.
其实康妮提醒过我 你可能会这个态度 You know, Connie warned me you might behave like this,
她说对了 and she-she was right.
我真搞不懂她以前为什么跟你约会 I don't know why the hell she ever went out with you.
我们就是在一起过 并且相处得非常愉快 Well, she did, and we got along famously.
直到你和她分手 就在你离开... Until you broke up with her after you got out of...
离开什么 Out of what?
说出来啊 Say it!
算了 当我没说 Never mind.
靠 我尿到鞋子上了 Damn. Piddled on my shoe.
我错过了什么好戏 What'd I miss?
不说我的事了 说说你吧 So enough about me. How about you?
你长出天使翅膀了吗 还是那都是电影骗人的 You got your wings yet, or is that just in the movies?
《美妙人生》电影 It's a Wonderful Life.
是我的最爱之一 That's one of my favorites.
抱歉 我没看到你 Ah, sorry. I didn't see you.
我会小声一点 I'll keep it down.
不 没关系 我... No, it's all right. I, uh...
经常和我妻子聊天 talk to my wife all the time.
我是肯尼斯 I'm Kenneth.
这是凡妮莎 This is Vanessa.
我是康妮 这是查理 Connie. This is Charlie.
我本来想介绍他们认识 但他们是邻居 I'd introduce them, but they're neighbors.
估计早就互相认识了 They probably know each other.
如果他抱怨有人打鼾 Well, if he complains about someone snoring,
一定就是她 I'm sure it's her.
他下葬时我没给他戴上助听器 他听不见的 I didn't bury him with his hearing aid, so he's fine.
这样吧 Well, you know what? I'll, um...
我过几分钟再回来 让你跟他聊完 I'll come back in a few minutes, and let you finish your chat.
很高兴认识你 康妮 Really nice meeting you, Connie.
我也是 You, too.
看见没 You see?
得把狂蜂浪蝶都赶走 Got to swat 'em away.
好 每个玩家边玩呼啦圈 Okay. Each player alternates
边轮流说出一个州 naming a state while Hula-Hooping.
谁说不出州名 The first player who can't name a state
或呼啦圈掉了 就输了 or drops the Hula-Hoop loses.
准备好了吗 Ready,
预备 set,
开始 go.
德克萨斯州 Texas.
可恶 Darn it.
所以我赢啦 So I won?
是的 Yes.
太好了 我本来打算再说一次"德克萨斯州"的 Good. 'Cause I was just gonna say "Texas" again.
游戏挑战大师清单 （这张是谢尔顿写的 见12分48秒） 1.玩有趣的单词检索游戏 2.瞪眼大赛 3.拇指大战棋（16分52秒所玩） 4.完美操作和模拟手术（完美操作是一款在规定时间将所有形状放回原位的游戏否则会弹出惩罚16分46秒所玩） 5蒙眼打领结 6.倒字母跳房子（在画有字母的地上按倒字母表顺序跳到终点） 7.转呼啦圈说州名（16分22秒所玩） 8.太阳系套环 9.单腿玩西蒙游戏（西蒙游戏是玩家还原闪四色灯的顺序并逐渐增加难度） 10.边说海的名字边玩go fish扑克（go fish是一种简单的扑克玩法） 11.猜著名的发明家 12.画图猜词 13.菜地火车卡车挑战（Cabbage Patch是Coleco公司在80年代推出的玩具系列Cabbage Patch Kids曾风靡一时） 14.Skip-It英语拼写大赛（Skip-It是 Tiger Electronics公司80年代推出的玩具系列） 15.拼字游戏（疑似谢尔顿原创） 16.烤炉玩具加强版 17.说时间做开合跳 18.小魔尺（就是那种打一下可以卷在胳膊上的软尺） 19.香味马克笔拼字游戏（scrabble是一个用字母牌在字母板上交错拼出单词的游戏，需要一定词汇量） 20.憋气纵横字谜
四 Four.
一 二 三 四 One, two, three, four.
我宣布展开拇指大战 I declare a thumb war.
鲶鱼很好吃呢 Hey, that was some good catfish.
是啊 非常好吃 Yeah. Real good.
先生们 Gentlemen.
我不再享受这次郊游了 I'm no longer enjoying this outing,
我要回家 so I'm going home.
-慢走不送 -等等 戴尔 - See ya. - H-Hang on, Dale.
约翰 你不能就这么走啊 John, y-- wait, you can't just leave.
我们在深山野岭呢 We're in the middle of nowhere.
这不是问题 Not a problem.
我有指南针 手电筒和半包干果 I have my compass, a flashlight and half a bag of gorp.
不 等等 No, wait, wait.
-拜托 -让他走吧 乔治 - Please. - Let him go, George.
你想告诉康妮 你把她前男友弄丢在树林了吗 You want to tell Connie you lost her old boyfriend in the woods?
他可是成年男人 Well, he's a grown man for crying out loud.
他想做什么随他去 Let him do what he wants.
这下我有充分理由喝啤酒了 Well, that's an argument for me having a beer.
你闭嘴 别这样 戴尔 Shut up. Come on, Dale.
做正确的事 叫他留下来 Do the right thing. Tell him to stay.
行吧 Fine.
约翰 John?
糟了 Oh, damn.
约翰 John!
他那么小只 脚步倒挺快啊 Boy, for a little guy, he's fast, ain't he?
我赢了 I win.
你不能那么摆（其实这里米希的本来就比谢尔顿高了） You can't set it that way.
规则里有说不行吗 Does it say that in the rules?
倒是没有 Well, no.
这是你本人的签名吗 And is this your signature?
是的 但是 Yes, but...
妈妈 我们要去查克芝士餐厅 Mom, we're going to Chuck E. Cheese!
我们哪都不去了 你们差不多该睡觉了 We're not going anywhere. It's almost your bedtime.
抱歉了 宝贝 Sorry, hon.
最重要的是 我赢了 Well, all that matters is that I'm the winner.
没错 你赢了 Yes, you are.
其实我才是真正的赢家 Actually, I was the winner.
我们这一天都在做我喜欢的各种事 We spent the whole day doing everything I love:
起草合同 争辩规则 drafting contracts, arguing about rules,
最重要的是 不踏出家门一步 and most importantly, never leaving the house.
-拜托啦 -我不想玩 - Come on. - I don't want to.
就再一次嘛 Just one more time.
好吧 Fine.
石头 剪刀 布 糖果 小马 Rock, paper, scissors, candy, pony!
石头绊倒小马 我赢了 Rock trips pony. I win.
你为什么每次都赢 How do you keep winning?
因为你每次都出小马（参考10分24秒谢尔顿的描述） You keep picking pony.
吃干果吗 Gorp?